Hello from Canada

**STVP** · 03-14-2005, 10:21 PM

welcome to the forum carolo,

STVP

**jimj** · 03-15-2005, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by VegasMack

Welcome to the forum Carol.

I hear the fishing up there is awesome.

~VegasMack

The fishing in Canada is great! I go salmon fishing up in Bella Coola. You a fisherman Mack? That is all I do in my spare time. I usually have a freezer full of salmon!

**CTABUK** · 03-16-2005, 05:49 AM

Welcome, welcome from the UK, the only Salmon we get in Lincolnshire is in tins.
Hey why don't we do the Grizzly Bear joke, you know the one, Guy goes fishing and upsets a grizzly, gets 'bonked' by the Grizzly?? Come on I don't want to get banned from here, so each one can add their bit!

**San Diego Real Estate** · 03-16-2005, 05:55 AM

Did someone mention fishing?

Welcome!

**CTABUK** · 03-16-2005, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by San Diego Real Estate

Did someone mention fishing?

Welcome!

Second line of the joke please!!!

**CTABUK** · 03-17-2005, 02:50 AM

OK. I'll tell the joke, I'll clean it up, and beg Mike not to put 'Guest'against my hallowed name. I like it here and it has been nice knowing all of you.

This guy goes fishing (so far so good) in a forest stream, he was just minding his own business when a Grizzly tapped him on the shoulder and said 'My, river, my fish, push off' - The guy blew a raspberry (first clean up) to which the Grizzly replied, 'Die or drop your pants' - He did not die (second clean up) he limped home. The next day he goes back - this time with a gun and lots of ammo. The Grizzly shows up and the guy said 'One more step bear and you are a wall decoration' (third clean up) to which the Grizzly replied 'Not with the safety catch on', the guy looked at the gun and limped home later. The next day he goes back with a bazooka, and when he sees the Grizzly stepping into the water, he points the bazooka and blows the bear to Kingdom Come (Stop crying! sissies) - The real Bear taps the the guy on the shoulder and say's 'Are you really here for the fishing?'

St Patricks Day joke (also as old as the hills)
Paddy is working on a building site, when a trowell falls from a scaffold above, it shears his ear off. Paddy is groping about in the mud, when one of his buddies comes up and say's 'Paddy, I've just found this bloody ear, is it what you are looking for?' - Paddy looks up with blood streaming from the side of his head, and say's - 'No, mine had a pencil behind it'