Thread: Realtor/Real Estate jokes

Any Realtor or RE jokes/funnies i can share with my clients during some of the more depressing times?! Anything that may help lighten the mood!

This couple was in the process of a divorice and decided to sell the family home of which they owned out right and split the profit and move on. The husband had left his wife for his secretary and wanted the divorice.

The wife being a realtor told the husband she take care of it and he signed all necessary paperwork. She listed the house for $1000.00 and sold it and sent him his half $500.00. This home was worth over $300,000.00.

OMG!! haha...that is why you should keep a closer eye on something like that during a divorce! wow. that certainly didn't work out too well in his favor

I was just wondering, was it the wife that bought the house? If so, brilliant! If not, she only got $500 also so it wouldn't be very smart.

That is pretty funny if it were true. I can't imagine that something like that would ever be allowed to happen..., but you never can tell....

A real estate agent was knocking on doors of homes in his farm area. At one house it was clear that someone was at home, but his repeated knocks at the door went unanswered. So, he took out one of his business cards and scribbled "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, stuck it in the door, and went about his rounds.


When he got back to the office the next day, the receptionist gave him a business card. It was his own, and he recognised the "Revelation 3:20" he wrote the day before. In a very neat handwriting, a cryptic message was added: "Genesis 3:10".


Later, when checking the Bible verse, he couldn't help but break into gales of laughter.


Revelation 3:20 begins: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."


Genesis 3:10 reads: "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

Now that's funny!! I may have to steal that one.... I don't have any jokes, but I did have a funny/sad conversation with a friend the other day.

Friend: You'll never guess who greeted me the other day at Wal Mart
Me: Who??
Friend: My realtor, Bob!!
Me: Oh Bob! How is Bob doing?
Friend: Not so good, he was actually the greeter at Wal Mart!!

ha! Thank you, I'm always looking for a good laugh. Keep the jokes coming everyone!

Thanks for posting those, I needed a few laughs

But then I think about being a greater at Wal-Mart ..... ahhh..... the happiness was short lived.

This is a funny story. So nice people still remember to share some stories to make others laugh