Realtor/Real Estate jokes

**Bhomes** · 11-24-2008, 04:18 AM

LOL.... great joke pow

**amidcars** · 04-19-2009, 01:02 AM

Awesome man!! thanks for making the things normal in this economic crisis..

**Jenie0109** · 04-23-2009, 04:05 AM

I had a good laugh, some of them are really funny.
Hope you guys could post more, this might be the only chance for you to unwind.

**REITrainingWhse** · 04-23-2009, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by Macye Kirkpatrick

She listed the house for $1000.00 and sold it and sent him his half $500.00. This home was worth over $300,000.00.

That is probably a TRUE story... I have seen a lot worse... One person bought his wife a Jag (fully decked out) a few weeks later she filed for a divorce, and the guy (being a welder) welded all the doors shut. I have heard people knowing a friend in the septic pumping service, and you can imagine what the house looked (and smelled) like after the spouse came home.

People are wierd, and never put ANYTHING past them, they can come up with some strange stuff when pushed to their limits!

Anyway, just wanted to say "hi!"